Though she just desperately wants romance and he just wants to find a way to relax and get high during their silver anniversary trip to Jamaica, full of stalker skinny-cats, nip slips, trips, falls, bearded fireworms, boogers, tinkle accidents and of course adventures in weed, they might somehow find both. Comedic hilarity ensues.
The story is as old as time. And this one is "mostly" true. The author is a retired middle school computer science teacher who just had to document the silliness that was her twenty-fifth wedding anniversary trip to Jamaica.
Brooke is a romantic at heart and is married to the love of her life. Despite that fact, he is about as unromantic as they come. This is their story, adapted a bit, but most of this comes from their actual experiences.